Need a Monday Afternoon Chuckle?

A very gracious lady mailed an old family Bible to her brother in Nebraska. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Commandments," answered the lady.

And in case that one didn't bring a smile to your face...

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverand," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."

The minister chuckled. "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."

Have a blessed week!